Things Happens
Life is bound to tough situations, and sometimes you end up with a clothing casualty. Don't stress! It occurs to the best of us. Just take a deep breath and figure out your next move.
- Perhaps you should a clever hack.
- How about rocking that charming imperfection?
- {After all, confidencemakes everything better.
It's all about is about expression. So don't let a little stain stop you.
“I’m Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I’m Asleep”
Yeah, so you might think I’m just {being|giving sarcastic all the time. Just possibly I am, but honestly? {I’m|I could be exhausted. My brain is a {mess|weird place most of the time, and sometimes it just decides to {shut down|take a nap.
{So next time|Try this you catch me being {quiet|dull, don’t assume I’m {being|giving sarcastic. {I might just be|I could be asleep.
Caution: May Spontaneously Talk About Cats {
Hi there! Just a heads up: I'm absolutely crazy about cats. Like, seriously cat-crazy obsessed. So, be warned, you might occasionally find yourself getting a dose of cat facts. Don't worry, I won't purr too loudly, but it's best to stock up on catnip just in case.
Driven by Caffeine and Disorder
My brain sputters on a steady diet caffeine, and my schedule? Let's just say it wobbles around the concept of unpredictable structure. I survive in a whirlwind of deadlines, projects, and moment of sheer panic. It's a wild ride, but hey, at least I'm never bored.
- Occasionally I even manage to drift into a state resembling consciousness.
- This chaotic landscape is a work in progress.
- Brain cells are my currency.
My Other Shirt Is Also a T-shirt
You think this shirt is rad? Well, guess what? I own another one just like it! Yeah, that's right, my other shirt is also a t-shirt. It's the same design. I crave these shirts so much that I just couldn't resist another one. Some people might think it's a little odd, but I don't care!
- Maybe I'll wear them both at once.
- It's like having a spare tire for my wardrobe.
Short Time on Earth, Rock a Fresh Shirt
Dude, consider this: life's like a roller funny tshirts coaster. You only get one go-round, so why play it safe? Embrace the chaos!
- Stock up on awesome tees
- Let your clothes do the talking
- {Who cares what people think?You only live once!|Ignore the haters and be comfortable in your own skin
So next time you're feeling down, or just need a little pick-me-up, hit up your favorite clothing store.
Invest in some new threads one T-shirt at a time!